Rabid Raccoons
I really don't give a crap about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's divorce.
But, this is the
funniest thing I've read about the Federlines undoing their nuptials and the issue that K-fed wants the kids which he ain't gonna get if you ask me.
Of course the writer isn't kind to Britney either:
If this thing goes to court the judge is gonna take a long hard look at Kevin and Britney and just hand custody over to a pair of raccoons he saw at the park. And sure they might have rabies, but that just means they're only slightly more qualified than either of these two.
Hee.