Rabid Raccoons I really don't give a crap about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's divorce. But, this is the funniest thing I've read about the Federlines undoing their nuptials and the issue that K-fed wants the kids which he ain't gonna get if you ask me. Of course the writer isn't kind to Britney either:

If this thing goes to court the judge is gonna take a long hard look at Kevin and Britney and just hand custody over to a pair of raccoons he saw at the park. And sure they might have rabies, but that just means they're only slightly more qualified than either of these two.

Hee.  ¶ 11/09/2006 09:46:00 PM