Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up
Living with five dogs is perilous sometimes. I know this for a fact. Last night, as I was wondering around the bathroom at the commune, a frightening episode occured that consisted of a pack of dogs, water spilled on the floor and excrutiating pain which left me on my butt in a pile of wasted newscoma.
I fell. I mean a fall of astronomical proportions where, without the assistance of the Rodent Queen, I might still be lying in a heap on the bathroom floor.
The sad thing is everyone in the commune ran to my assistance and then they just stared at me for what seemed like hours.
I felt stupid, embarrassed and ths sad thing is this morning, I hurt.
Like a little old lady, I fell., I fell and busted my ass. Thank goodness I didn't break anything, but I'm sorer than a new bride on the day after her wedding, and not in a good way, believe me.
I hope the office isn't crazy today. I'm going in, I may moan some, do the paper and then crawl home in a pile of pain.