So It's Squeegee Monkey's Birthday
Happy Birthday, you old bastard.
Homer actually is a very lucky woman.
And, he's a liberal, so there.
And smarter than anyone knows. I'd even venture to say he should be your best friend because he's one of mine.
And he'll cut you if you touch his Irish Whiskey.
So Happy Birthday, Squeeges.
You look pretty good to be about a thousand years old.