Tucker Carlson Dancing? I don't know what's more disturbing.

Tucker Carlson of MSNBC and talk-show host Jerry Springer will be among the celebrities competing on the third season of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

Emmit Smith is also in the mix. I'd personally rather watch an hour of fakeness on Springer than to watch Tucker Carlson. He's just opening himself for another beating from Jon Stewart.  ¶ 8/14/2006 03:14:00 PM