R.I.P Ozzy The Iguana I saw this on Fark and whoever the writer of this story is deserves much kudos for his opening line: Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it set fire to an apartment and may have incinerated Ozzy the iguana. It's a house fire story. And it's the best lede ever!!!!!! Photo credit  ¶ 8/18/2006 08:11:00 AM