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Thursday, July 13, 2006
  Rex's Platform For Senate Rex is stating his campaign platform over at this blog. He promises many things:
I would never do that because I never plan to actually vote.
He goes on spotlighting the finer things of serving in office.
In fact, I will rarely even be in the chamber, as the majority of my time will be spent at the Smithsonian getting my learn on or gorging myself on beer and crab cakes in Maryland. I’ve even started a rough draft for the Smithsonian tour I plan to offer. Head on over to see the only choice for senate: REX L. CAMINO
 
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He's got my vote.
 
Thank you, ladies.

Go ahead and make a list of what you want me to sneak out of the Smithsonian for you.
 
Four more years! Four more years! Oh, wait. He hasn't gotten elected yet...

Four more beers! Four more beers!
 
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