Porter, Dolly And No Internet

I used to have some family members who lived past Porter Wagoner's house in Nashville. He used to mow his yard back in the early '90's in his boxer shorts.
That tickled the hell out of me. His house was (and may still be for all I know) a very simple ranch style house with a big yard that looked very much like the back 40 of my grandfather's house.
It was extremely normal. Almost too normal.
I also used to have an unusual curousity about his relationship with Dolly Parton, but alas, since
he's in the hospital, I'll save those thoughts for another day.
Get better Porter.
I'm home from the city of Elvis and in a tired stupor. I had no internet connection for two days. I'm not saying Memphis doesn't have internet capabilities, I just didn't.
Sorta weird.